.::Si INDAY::[TOINK]

Number 7

What is in the 7?
Y is it God’s perfect number?
When in fact, 7 is an odd number?
Just think.
In the bible, you must forgive 70×7.
Even the word FORGIVE has 7 letters.
The rainbow has 7 colors and the word RAINBOW has 7 letters.
Even the word PROMISE. Maybe God designed it.
For even the word MYSTERY has 7 letters..
And now use OLAY Total Effects 2 fight the 7 signs of skin aging!

-Inday, nag-a-apply na endorser ng Olay
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Kokey
“Junior, why do you keep watching the show with the hydrocephalic burn victim? Oh that poor kid…”

- Si Inday, nadatnan si Junior na nanonood ng KOKEY.
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FHM
“Fools! I was never raised by my mom to be a coquette! I am nurtured with such dignity, respect and morality! Even poverty can’t make me do such scandalous act! Sexy is from within…I don’t rely on aesthetic products and skimpy, scantily clad outfits. So pathetic!”

- Inday nang alukin mag-pose sa FHM. Taray!

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Bumper or Car Race?
Mrs : Inday, di ba matalino ka? Ano ang tawag sa unahan ng kotse?
Inday : The bumper. It’s the front part of the car.
Mrs : Sira! Karera tawag dun! Car race! Hahahaha! Naisahan din kita!
Inday : Pathetic !!!!
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Belo
Mrs1 : Inday, ano bang ginagamit mo, bakit ka flawless?
Mrs2 : Alam ko na, siguro whitening lotion?
Inday : No.
Mrs1 : Whitening soap!
Inday : No.
Mrs1 and 2 : Eh, ano?
Inday : Only Belo touches my skin. Who touches yours?
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Advance Payment

“Norture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn’t cost anything to do so.
But mean what you say, and say what you mean. Do it everyday.
This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people.
If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with words.”

- sagot ni Inday sa amo niya matapos hindi pautangin at pagmumurahin pa.

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Fishes (?)

Amo : Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda.Uo nga pala, Inglesera ka na ngayon. Would you please purchase many fishes for our food this week?
Inday : Judging from your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes”, although rarely used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kind of afformentioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing question before I traverse the road to the market would be : What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch?
(pauses)
Aaahhh….by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget of this household’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then that I will source the staple ga-lewng-gowng, am I correct?
Amo : Leche!
Inday : You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then, ba-ngooz, is it?
(Hanep, hindi lang nosebleed, internal hemorrage pa!)
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Blogster

“Love - a wildly misunderstood
although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain,
causes the eyes to sparkle,
cheeks to glow,
blood pressure to rise
and lips to pucker.”

- Inday habang gumagawa ng blog sa friendster.
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Mega Sosyal Day-off

“I have been to the Fort. Visited a friend of mine in her condo at Serendra. Anyway, I bought some desserts from Xocolat for all of you. “

(Explain ni Inday kung saan siya nag-day off while wearing her new dress from Zara.)

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The Story of Success and Oven

“Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction.
Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you somebody who has never achieved much.”

(Sagot ni Inday nung sumabog ang microwave oven na gamit niya.)

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Gimik

Hey, are you doing anything tonight? Can you join me for a few drinks? Don’t worry, my treat…Sky is the limit…Just want somebody to talk to. He left me na kc for that bitch. We can meet up at Capones and then afterwards we’d go to Embassy.

- Inday, sawi sa pag-ibig. INiwan kasi ni Dodong
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